It’s “remodeled.” We’re “speechless.” You’re responsible for the headline (seriously).
∙ Listings: 455 28th Street (3/1) – $949,000 [MLS]
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It’s “remodeled.” We’re “speechless.” You’re responsible for the headline (seriously).
∙ Listings: 455 28th Street (3/1) – $949,000 [MLS]
LOL
I especially love the flower close-up pics; to me that alone totally sells this place. I’m praying this place wasn’t staged by a professional (nor remodeled by one…)
“Simply Irresistible” or “Su-su-studio”?
@phatty — my headline: “I learned how to use the macro setting on my point-and-shoot camera”
fantastic deck views tho 🙂
King me
Coffee with cream and a seizure, please.
With all due respect to the neighborhood – this kitchen looks like Mel’s Diner..
“Realtors, start your enginges!”
David Lynch special — kitchen, walk with me
how about: “check” this out
“Don’t come around here no more….” (Tom Petty)
Check Mate
Andretti and Sons, General Contracting
down the rabbit hole
“Crawling ceiling baby not included”
Kasparov’s Kitchen
“there’s no accounting for taste”
My eyes! My eyes!
Don’t cook around here no more…… stop knocking on my door….Give it up, STOP!
Don’t cook around here no more……
All new Tom Petty Kitchen!
It Don’t Matter if It’s Black or White! Ba naaa na na…
“Kitchen”, by M.C. Escher
Nascar kitchen–Must provide your own Mullet
This reminds of The Cars music videos for some reason … “You Might Think I’m Foolish?”
Rudy Can’t Fail
Got LSD?
Ebony and Ivory
“Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby)
Twist and shout. (twist and shout)
C’mon c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, baby, now, (come on baby)
Come on and work it on out. (work it on out)”
Those are hilarious titles.
The most likely is: On sale at Home Depot: Tiles! In your choice of black or white.
I’ll take that over another granite counter any day
Was this the house on trading spaces in SF last year?
I’m disappointed that they didn’t continue this theme throughout the entire house.
And it would have been awesome if they would have photoshopped the black and white squares onto the roses at the end of the listing.
If I buy that house, they better promise that I see THAT EXACT rose since they included it as part of the listing.
“Honey.. I put the garage floor in the kitchen, too!”
Kitchen guaranteed to match your shoes (provided you only wear VANS from a few decades ago).
The View’s So Nice You Won’t Even Notice the Kitchen (Hopefully)!
Driver’s, Start Your Engines!!! (and get ready for the ride of your life!)
Headline: Zebra attacks kitchen, zebra wins.
i vote for the zebra headline. lol
Who can find the Oreo?
Check out the new racially balanced Noe Valley.
It’s ska-licious! Pick it up! Pick it up!
These headlines are hilarious – I laughed ’til I cried. I vote for either the Zebra headline, the Home Depot one, or the M.C. Escher. Seriously, I can’t stop crying now…
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tick tack(Y) OH NO!
http://bay01.imagebay.com/bay.php?view=28212_NascarKitchen.jpg
The contractor took the design comp from photoshop too literally. That was supposed to be transparent!
Alice?
Mmmm, tiles.
couldn’t resist:
awesome pic… that made my day!
Ha! they removed the kitchen pic from the MLS listing.
The fact that the retina burning kitchen photo has been removed from MLS is a sure sign that the listing agent can be expected to be honest and forthcoming with information on this house. 😉
Maybe those foreign buyers who can’t see the property in person will find a statement buried deep in the disclosure docs like this :
“Kitchen tilework known to induce seizures and involuntary vomiting.”
Checkers aficiandos’ paradise!
OK I figured it out. If you look at the bathrooms, one is all black and one is all white. The tiles in the kitchen are actually all the same color too but it’s an optical illusion based on the light angle that makes it appear to be a checkerboard. please check out this website courtesy of M.I.T.:
http://web.mit.edu/persci/people/adelson/checkershadow_illusion.html
Now give the agent a break and come to the open house when the light is at a little different angle.
I’m sure there’s also an explanation of how they got 3 bedrooms and two baths in less than 1100 sq ft. Unless of course the one bed/bath downstairs are not warranted and thus not included in the sq footage, and thus at risk of the building dept forcing the owner to rip them out.
Cheap Trick….Cheap Trick…Cheap Trick…
I’m getting smaller!