455 28th Street: Kitchen
It’s “remodeled.” We’re “speechless.” You’re responsible for the headline (seriously).
∙ Listings: 455 28th Street (3/1) – $949,000 [MLS]

Comments from Plugged-In Readers

  1. Posted by phatty

    I especially love the flower close-up pics; to me that alone totally sells this place. I’m praying this place wasn’t staged by a professional (nor remodeled by one…)

  2. Posted by anon

    “Simply Irresistible” or “Su-su-studio”?

  3. Posted by dub dub

    @phatty — my headline: “I learned how to use the macro setting on my point-and-shoot camera”
    fantastic deck views tho 🙂

  4. Posted by mk92

    King me

  5. Posted by tav

    Coffee with cream and a seizure, please.

  6. Posted by Michael L.

    With all due respect to the neighborhood – this kitchen looks like Mel’s Diner..

  7. Posted by MarkSFCA

    “Realtors, start your enginges!”

  8. Posted by Delancey

    David Lynch special — kitchen, walk with me

  9. Posted by hotep

    how about: “check” this out

  10. Posted by santacruzin

    “Don’t come around here no more….” (Tom Petty)

  11. Posted by Mike

    Check Mate

  12. Posted by Stu

    Andretti and Sons, General Contracting

  13. Posted by branto

    down the rabbit hole

  14. Posted by runner's high

    “Crawling ceiling baby not included”

  15. Posted by evan

    Kasparov’s Kitchen

  16. Posted by The Milkshake of Despair

    “there’s no accounting for taste”

  17. Posted by muppet

    My eyes! My eyes!

  18. Posted by Haikusue

    Don’t cook around here no more…… stop knocking on my door….Give it up, STOP!

  19. Posted by Haikusue

    Don’t cook around here no more……
    All new Tom Petty Kitchen!

  20. Posted by HomesRus

    It Don’t Matter if It’s Black or White! Ba naaa na na…

  21. Posted by eddy

    “Kitchen”, by M.C. Escher

  22. Posted by Jon

    Nascar kitchen–Must provide your own Mullet

  23. Posted by jamie

    This reminds of The Cars music videos for some reason … “You Might Think I’m Foolish?”

  24. Posted by Blake

    Rudy Can’t Fail

  25. Posted by bird_man

    Got LSD?

  26. Posted by Michael

    Ebony and Ivory

  27. Posted by S&S

    “Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby)
    Twist and shout. (twist and shout)
    C’mon c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, baby, now, (come on baby)
    Come on and work it on out. (work it on out)”

  28. Posted by tipster

    Those are hilarious titles.
    The most likely is: On sale at Home Depot: Tiles! In your choice of black or white.

  29. Posted by Pete

    I’ll take that over another granite counter any day

  30. Posted by Greg

    Was this the house on trading spaces in SF last year?

  31. Posted by ex SF-er

    I’m disappointed that they didn’t continue this theme throughout the entire house.
    And it would have been awesome if they would have photoshopped the black and white squares onto the roses at the end of the listing.
    If I buy that house, they better promise that I see THAT EXACT rose since they included it as part of the listing.

  32. Posted by Serge

    “Honey.. I put the garage floor in the kitchen, too!”

  33. Posted by FAA

    Kitchen guaranteed to match your shoes (provided you only wear VANS from a few decades ago).

  34. Posted by Rillion

    The View’s So Nice You Won’t Even Notice the Kitchen (Hopefully)!

  35. Posted by Randall

    Driver’s, Start Your Engines!!! (and get ready for the ride of your life!)

  36. Posted by jg

    Headline: Zebra attacks kitchen, zebra wins.

  37. Posted by nicole

    i vote for the zebra headline. lol

  38. Posted by Slatts

    Who can find the Oreo?

  39. Posted by resp

    Check out the new racially balanced Noe Valley.

  40. Posted by hiya

    It’s ska-licious! Pick it up! Pick it up!

  41. Posted by may

    These headlines are hilarious – I laughed ’til I cried. I vote for either the Zebra headline, the Home Depot one, or the M.C. Escher. Seriously, I can’t stop crying now…

  42. Posted by Mole Man

    You want to hear about our specials?

  43. Posted by Espumo

    Got Paint?

  44. Posted by thai

    tick tack(Y) OH NO!

  45. Posted by Justin

    The contractor took the design comp from photoshop too literally. That was supposed to be transparent!

  46. Posted by Ian


  47. Posted by mediar

    Mmmm, tiles.

  48. Posted by ex SF-er

    couldn’t resist:
    awesome pic… that made my day!

  49. Posted by Nigel

    Ha! they removed the kitchen pic from the MLS listing.

  50. Posted by The Milkshake of Despair

    The fact that the retina burning kitchen photo has been removed from MLS is a sure sign that the listing agent can be expected to be honest and forthcoming with information on this house. 😉
    Maybe those foreign buyers who can’t see the property in person will find a statement buried deep in the disclosure docs like this :
    “Kitchen tilework known to induce seizures and involuntary vomiting.”

  51. Posted by elisa

    Checkers aficiandos’ paradise!

  52. Posted by resp

    OK I figured it out. If you look at the bathrooms, one is all black and one is all white. The tiles in the kitchen are actually all the same color too but it’s an optical illusion based on the light angle that makes it appear to be a checkerboard. please check out this website courtesy of M.I.T.:
    Now give the agent a break and come to the open house when the light is at a little different angle.
    I’m sure there’s also an explanation of how they got 3 bedrooms and two baths in less than 1100 sq ft. Unless of course the one bed/bath downstairs are not warranted and thus not included in the sq footage, and thus at risk of the building dept forcing the owner to rip them out.

  53. Posted by OldShareCropper

    Cheap Trick….Cheap Trick…Cheap Trick…

  54. Posted by Lori

    I’m getting smaller!

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